poot

A HOE.

Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.

by blahh<3 October 30, 2013

Boomerang poot

The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it

“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot”

by Swaglord43 September 6, 2020

Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012

Pooted

When someone poop-toots. A slippery fart!

Oh no... I think I pooted!

by TBabbyGirl May 15, 2020

Poots

To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.

“Edwin got that dream job, but then he made a complete Poots out of it”

by JaydaF June 17, 2021

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

poot whoo

A Poot Whoo is someone who is famous for letting out tremendous amounts of gas in the form of flatuations. Generally these powerful burst bring tears to the eye and smell as if someone has stained the air.

John: Dude, did you invite Rocky to the steam room party?
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.

by Kris aka Special K April 12, 2008