poodle pumper

excessive fucking of poodles up the ass. Word made up by leon capone.

Ray is a poodle pumper.

by wenis toucher October 18, 2003

poodle petting

when you comd a pussy then fuck it

ken is poodle petting me

by booby name May 5, 2006

muscular poodle

A large, muscular-looking nose that resembles that of a poodle, or is attached to the face of somebody who resembles a poodle.

"My god, that boy has a muscular poodle the size of Wisconsin!"

by Lauren. July 20, 2008

poodle

When a retail store is completely dead. In some cases, the clerk's are so bored that they may even forget they are working.

Person 1: Hey Darenik. How was work yesterday?
Person 2: Ohh man, we had like 3 customers all night.. It was definitly a poodle!

by CTvsSC February 8, 2009

Poodle

To facebook stalk or google someone you just met the night before. Usually done in desperation once you realize you didn't get the persons phone number.

I can't believe John poodled that girl from the bar last night on facebook!

by renderingmayhem March 2, 2009

poocles

a person u regard with fondness

where has my poocles been? why my poocles has been in Manchester!!!

by Geps and Jobes October 17, 2003

Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008