picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017

Packing Ass

When a woman has a large booty.

Did you see Laqueisa? That bitch is packing ass!
Daaaamn bitch how you over here packing that much ass?

by Wjke November 1, 2017

packing 7 on hard

When your dick is hard (erect) you're 7 inches long.

I be packing 7 on hard and niggas be likes 'oh that's small'

by Ryhaan January 16, 2018

Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash

Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.

by Mikeywikeylikey August 9, 2018

Picking the nits

1. A nit picker to the nth degree and a royal pain in the ass.

2. Someone who is looking to start trouble or cause a commotion.

3. A person who concentrated on inconsequential details.

Hey Neil, stop picking the nits and pass the mozzarella. “I’m not picking the nits, I’m just saying the mozzarella is a little tough!”

by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021

Packing Spheres

Packing Spheres occurs when a child under 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 2 Diopter OR When a person over 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 6 Diopter.

Dude. My Granddaughter just got back with her new glasses from the optician. I'm glad she has good glasses now...that kid is really Packing Spheres!

by Rambler Man June 10, 2021

Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident

Hey man I’m just poking your pants

by Captain caulk June 11, 2021