by Rarezas November 12, 2018
The act of lining your purse or man-bag with tin foil and going to Cici's pizza place, and stealing pizza from the restaurant. often accomplished by charsimatic, young, and beatiful young women.
"hey sara, you can put your phone in your purse!"
"no i cant, it's filled with pizza!"
"but that's pizza burglary!"
"I know."
"that's not what emma would do!"
"no i cant, it's filled with pizza!"
"but that's pizza burglary!"
"I know."
"that's not what emma would do!"
by Leon Elliot July 03, 2008
by The glockma master June 24, 2017
by andy1 May 15, 2005
by Cavan D March 06, 2007
Another way of saying "Piece of shit" which is more demeaning. Often used when you cant come up with a proper come back or insult.
by Vladimir Tootin June 23, 2014
A father who does not contribute to the day-to-day work of parenting his children but instead earns their affections through gifts and being the "cool parent." When asked to cook for once, orders pizza and is the kids' hero.
May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
First mom: "Mark never helps the kids with their homework, doesn't know how to change a diaper, always makes me be bad cop when anyone's in trouble, and wouldn't know what to do if I left him alone with the kids for more than 20 minutes, but he bought them a PlayStation 4 for Christmas so they all think he's the greatest."
Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
by no i don't want to April 25, 2014