Minecraft sickness

1. Causes lack of sleep or lack of feeling a good nights rest in the morning due to: "All I see when i close my eyes is memories of me playing minecraft! even if i try to think of something else! it pisses me off!" and then when morning comes when you wake up but your eyes are closed:"goddammit, minecraft isnt reality stop trying to replace my eyeballs!"

2. when you wake up and minecraft trys to make you think its real by appearing in full blown vividness while your eyes are closed.

3. when you start seeing pixels hexagons and square themed shapes in everything.

fuck i basically explained this in the definition im lazy okay, jeeze. Minecraft sickness

by derpity September 21, 2011

Minecraft Sickness

The delirious lack of reality in one's own mentality when exposed to long periods of Minecraft play.

Symptoms include thinking Harvest Moon is a good game.

Friend: All the good games have mines in them, ya'know? Spelunky, Minecraft, Harvest Moon.
Yourself: I think you're suffering Minecraft Sickness.

by avatarmonkeykirby January 18, 2011

Playing Minecraft

Slang for smoking weed

Stephen: Are we playing Minecraft tonight?
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)

by Midgets doing 34.5 December 23, 2018

minecraft intros

The reason I stay up at night. You never for get the one moment you saw the absolute worst minecraft intro. IT rips you aport from the inside and cripples you on the outside soon after. You might as well delete your youtube and move to Zimbabwe were they don't have technolegy and change your name to Paul with a g. Raise a family and call your kids Joe Joe and Bony bob. Love ya 😗

Minecraft intros cause 57% of self inflicted pain every day

by ReptilianOverlord69 April 19, 2018

Minecraft

A game that is just blocks

I just died 3 times by a creeper and killed 781 zombies in Minecraft

by KillerOC July 23, 2019

Minecraft

what you do instead of fortnight.

Minecraft: i dont like fortnite

by greyideas get edgy January 27, 2019

Minecraft Youtuber Kids

Kids who span from 7-12 who spam youtube with bandicam videos of them playing minecraft which are like 20 minutes and throw a tantrum over criticism and make a video dedicated to "haters"

A: hey do you have a youtube channel?
B: yeah i do minecraft im called The Supreme Minceraffter
A: so your one of those Minecraft Youtuber Kids *facepalm*

by SomeReallyNerdyGuy December 19, 2015