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piloteer

The name of a song by the band My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin about crushing on a girl. It’s gay (obviously) and not about anyone in particular.
Could be used as a term of endearment or as a way to ask someone out:
Person A: Will you be my piloteer?
Person B: That’s so sweet! Of course.
by veryhotperson1029 November 16, 2023
mugGet the piloteermug.

Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
mugGet the Armchair pilotmug.
A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
by boeing737229 December 25, 2019
mugGet the The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!mug.

Auto-pilot

When a person is on a cocktail of lots of cocaine, lots of liquor and possible sleep deprivation.
"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"
by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019
mugGet the Auto-pilotmug.

Pilot Porn

When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.
Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.
by skyeblu June 30, 2014
mugGet the Pilot Pornmug.

the gay pilot

It means the unaired pilot episode of Sherlock, in wich Johnlock is pretty much evident.
Person A: Hey, what episode is that quote from.
Person B: Oh, it's from the gay pilot
by now-thats-what-i-call-sad November 21, 2018
mugGet the the gay pilotmug.

Mr pilot

Shannon Keohan
Shannon Keohan = mr pilot
by Yamummmm April 27, 2021
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