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Team Pilot

A person who licks asses to get free stuff related to their hobby, generally licking asses of popular companies that sell things they like. When they get their free things, they act ungrateful and unappreciating.
That team pilot never even said thanks for the free servo.
by TheWinsteadJamesy May 31, 2014
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Piloted

To be supremely dominated by a member of the opposite sex. It is related to the term pussywhipped, or pussy whipped. However to be piloted is to be further subjugated than to be pussy whipped. It is when someone is completely at the behest of another person, (or persons). They lose completed control of their inhibitions and comply to every whim of the person who is piloting.
Atish was totally piloted by his ex-wife. This has left lasting and permanent damage to his behaviour, making him a little bitch.বেহায়া
by Jeremy_spoke_in June 21, 2020
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Pilot

A highly trained individual that does precise guesswork based on unreliable info given out by individuals with questionable knowledge.
How to tell if the person you're talking to is a pilot ? He'll tell you.
by Tomtheavgeek April 4, 2020
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Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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pilot error

Why is Susan off work?

Jessica: She’s off work due to pilot error.
by Gert Barr April 5, 2021
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wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"
by cassius$ July 18, 2006
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