by Networked June 20, 2011
Get the steaming pile of crapmug. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003
Get the samoan pile drivermug. “I stuffed them in the bottom drawer when I lost my history post,” Professor Maxx explained grimly. “First the mortgage, then the electric, and then the landscaping bills went into collection. But when Cox turned off the cable, I knew it was time to address the sludge pile. Accredited Debt Relief made it possibly for me to finally diss The Gilded Age.”
“I don’t think they’ll ever run that commercial on TV,” sniffed The Perfect Daughter, relishing the knowledge of her own beefy bank account, paid for by the vanity of her plastic surgery clients. She would never keep a sludge pile.
“The sludge pile is yours,” Dick told Jane emphatically. “Grocery and meal duty are mine, as always. Provisioning is a huge job, so don’t complain. Oh, and child care for Junior? That’s Hilda’s job.”
“I don’t think they’ll ever run that commercial on TV,” sniffed The Perfect Daughter, relishing the knowledge of her own beefy bank account, paid for by the vanity of her plastic surgery clients. She would never keep a sludge pile.
“The sludge pile is yours,” Dick told Jane emphatically. “Grocery and meal duty are mine, as always. Provisioning is a huge job, so don’t complain. Oh, and child care for Junior? That’s Hilda’s job.”
by Hifalutin! February 22, 2022
Get the sludge pilemug. employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*
by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016
Get the Amesbury meat pilemug. When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize you’re vacuuming your oven
Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still haven’t washed them
Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up
Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up
by nextdoor_simpleton February 3, 2023
Get the ADHD Pile-Upmug. Adjective: The equivalent of being a pile of errant feces while intoxicated. Also is attributed to someone who has had too many substances in their body over a prolonged period of time; i.e, Mcdonalds, alcohol, magical mushrooms, acid, etc.
Flammang: Get up off the couch you sloppy pile of shit.
Chris: No im trying to rest, ive had a long day.
Flammang: Doing what! You don't even have a job!
Chris: I drank a handle of Carlo Rossi last night......
Flammang: You really are a bag of shit. A SLOPPY PILE OF SHIT.
Chris: No im trying to rest, ive had a long day.
Flammang: Doing what! You don't even have a job!
Chris: I drank a handle of Carlo Rossi last night......
Flammang: You really are a bag of shit. A SLOPPY PILE OF SHIT.
by BASEDLIFE November 13, 2011
Get the Sloppy Pile of Shitmug. A crack rock, or crack rocks, placed in a conspicuous place within the city limits of Detroit, with the intent of attracting a particular kind of prey.
You: Holy biden in a crack orgy, Dan! Is that a Detroit bait pile in your yard? I thought baiting in the Lower Peninsula was illegal!
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.
by plandemic_hoax November 10, 2020
Get the Detroit Bait Pilemug.