pie day

a special day celebrated by dorks around the world on 3/14 because of the mathematical value of pi, or 3.14 (shortened).

Hey man, since it's Pie Day, why don't you make me a pie?!

by BELLALA July 31, 2012

Pie Balling

When a man dips his balls into a pie when no one notices and then servs the pie to his relatives

"Oh you sick fuck! your pie Balling!"

by Farknoggler October 17, 2008

pie bitch

the slag that brings the sandwichs and pies around industrial estates i.e warehouses

when you hear the sound of the horn from the slag wagon you shout " pie bitch "

by djsinner January 28, 2009

Pie merchant

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie

Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!

by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005

Pie-In-The-Sky

A sexual position where a female lays on her back and raises her buttocks in the air allowing her legs and feet to fall toward her torso and head. A partner then proceeds to perform analingis and/or cunnilingus while buttocks and/or vagina are up in the air hence the term, Pie-In-The-Sky.

(While in a local diner)
Amy: Baby, you want to order dessert?
Thomas: Sure, I could go for some Pie-In-The-Sky
Amy: CHECK PLEASE!!!

by DR. J.Q. BLAQ October 9, 2012

pie taster

n. 1. a person whose primary function in life is performing oral sex on women. 2. a member of a particlarly rude D.C. ska band known for encouraging prostitution and drunk driving.

1. That smile on Rindy's face is courtesy of Skeevo, every girl's favorite pie taster. 2. What the hell ever became of the Pietasters?

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 5, 2005

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB February 2, 2006