cell phone

back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.

2004
*ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng*
random guy: hi
other guy: How's it going
me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?!!

2011
*complete silence*
me: aahhhhh finally...
guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?

by Allanator July 6, 2011

phone butter

The buildup of food, spit, and other nasty substances in the phone mouth-piece of your mouth breathing coworkers.

Jim's phone butter had a chunk of oatmeal in it!

by Mike_V May 27, 2005

Phone Wanker

Someone who attends a live music event and insists on filming the performance on their phone instead of enjoying the atmosphere. Exactly what these dipshits do with the footage after the event is unclear but it's likely it just sits on their phone, acting as a reminder of the performance they attended in person but largely watched via a 5 inch screen. The Phone Wanker is further characterised by the person filming the event with their phone in a vertical/portrait orientation, thus rendering the footage unusable for any purpose other than viewing it on their phone. Sadly all attempts to capture the event for prosperity (or perhaps bragging rights) are rendered useless anyway since the diminutive microphone on the phone is inadequate when faced with the venues high powered speaker stack.

I went to see Rag n Bone man in concert last week. Amazing gig but I was surrounded by Phone Wankers who insisted on filming it!

by JayWon April 21, 2017

phone vegan

A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.

John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."

Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.

by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012

phone-drone

Anyone who owns an smart phone or bluetooth headset.

"I don't know if I should get an iphone 3Gs or an Android, I really like the functionality of my iPhone 3g but it doesn't have the features of a Blackerry that I require. I'm so excited that the new iphone opperating system supports stereo bluetooth sound now that I have my motorokr headphones. Can anyone tell me if you can broadcast bluetooth to more than two speakers for digital surround sound? I want to synch my light garden to Pink Floyd and smoke pot with the lady friend who think's im just a phone-drone with my headset tuned to star trek, but how do I broadcast to two headsets at once? I'm having synching issues.

by UberQ January 23, 2010

phone roll

Describing a situation where an unintended text recipient who is not acquainted with the sender in real life responds to the text in a humorous manner.

Sender: Hey can you bring da money to udz? ima going home n make frybread for yr bro.

Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.

Sender: LMFAO o shit sry

PHONE ROLLED!

by Rulacho September 4, 2013

phoney phoning

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.

1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.

by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008