A sexual act wherein hot tar is funneled into a woman's anus, the man then has his way with her before the tar hardens.
John had ordered his driveway to be paved so that he could use the leftover tar to give Sally a Philly Construction Crew.
by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011

Damn, I banged this one chick yesterday and she had a vagina that looked like a philly cheese sandwich.
by ShinyTreeBranches January 2, 2013

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed October 17, 2005

The Philly Cheese snake is a sexual act in which the man applies cheese wiz to his dick. The woman then licks or sucks the cheese of.
Mike: dude get me the cheese wizz, Laruens giving me a philly cheese snake tonight.
Chris: eww gross man.
Chris: eww gross man.
by flesh of the stars January 13, 2008

This is where a guy is banging a girl in a bath tub and pinches out a long terd. If she says anything about it, then he knocks her out cold.
Tito is having sex with Megan in a bathtub. Tito lets a long log go. Megan says, "What the hell is that?!?" Tito knocks her unconscious. The End.
by Cleadus February 6, 2004

(noun)
1) this is achieved when the act of fingering is simply not enough to convey how horny the male is across to the female. The male male inserts one or more fingers into the anus of the female while simulatneouly maintaining the squish penetration. In order to avoid being mistaken with the "shocker" the male needs to be driving his fingers as deep and forcefully as possible while whispering "what the fuck, come on" into one of the female's ears.
1) this is achieved when the act of fingering is simply not enough to convey how horny the male is across to the female. The male male inserts one or more fingers into the anus of the female while simulatneouly maintaining the squish penetration. In order to avoid being mistaken with the "shocker" the male needs to be driving his fingers as deep and forcefully as possible while whispering "what the fuck, come on" into one of the female's ears.
SitOnMeShamrock: i thought this chick was bored the other night while i was making out with her. I laid into her with a south philly brunswick and found out she was just sleeping.
by SitOnMeShamrock July 23, 2011

by InsanelySausey June 6, 2010
