Philly Billy in the Willy

FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)

note: three some later xoxo

Philly Billy in the Willy has a long billy

by BIGGEST PHILLHATER EVER #FNKID November 25, 2024

Philly Cheesecake

A group sex act in which 3 or more uncircumcised men typically who have not showered in days deposit their dick cheese in the recipients orifice until filled.

Example 1:
Bro did you hear that she got Philly cheesecaked last night?

Example 2:

I wouldn’t go near him, he smells like he got Philly cheesecaked.

by Thefurthestvuse December 1, 2024

Philly Steamer

When you turn on the shower to fill the bathroom with steam before you take a poop, allowing for smoother bowel movement.

“Yo man, I was constipated until I took a Philly Steamer, all good now!”

“I got yelled at for taking such long showers, but really I was just taking a Philly Steamer.”

by Organ Trale December 15, 2024

Philly finger

When a Philadelphia Eagles fan goes to the bathroom (number two) and uses the same hand that he wiped his ass with to put toothpaste on his finger and brush his teeth with said finger.

Colin forgot his toothbrush so he’s doing a Philly finger

by Big daddy DB$ February 5, 2026

philly 11

THAT girl (or person) that is above a 10. Everyone wants them and / or wants to be them.

Bro did you just see that girl
Where?
Next to the bar. That’s a philly 11.
Damn she’s fine

by porkroll February 12, 2026

Philly/Harlem shake

Both city's share dance

Let's do the philly/HARLEM SHAKE

by The muscle March 22, 2026

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025