getting so drunk you take out your agressions on someone by laying stomach down on their bed and pissing only to leave before they get back.
After what Dan had pulled earlier that day Brian's only option was to phantom piss all over Dan's bed.
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The feeling of your phone vibrating in your pocket when it is not there. Also occurs when you have lost your cellphone, but keep hearing it ring.
by Le Miel February 5, 2010
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by Rodneywayne July 30, 2011
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I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.
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