phat headies

An extension to normal head jobs AKA blow jobs. Phat headies are the coolest most exciting head jobs available and are continually sought after by the male population

man we hit all the clubs last night looking for some phat headies

by JG77789 October 16, 2006

phat amounts

the most you could ever have...ever

1. i have so much phat amounts, its ridiculous.

by iron maiden mike a May 18, 2009

Phat Fives

A term used to desribe an Integra GSR wheel that has straight spokes.

Do you think I should get Phat fives or Blades for my hatchback?

by Andrew December 24, 2004

Phat Whaps

Naturally large breasts, usually so large as to not be self supporting.

You've got to love a MILF with phat whaps!

by The Unhomed April 29, 2019

Phat Roach

An overtly mean person who has above average fashion sense.

Man, David really is being a phat roach right now.

by DivaRoach February 18, 2015

Phat chad

Fat ass

Person 1: hey mate, look at her

Person 2: oi she's got a phat Chad

by Rosied123 June 18, 2016

phat horsecock

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.

OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!

by TheScarpinator November 11, 2020