phangsta

a filipino born american who emulates the idiosyncracies and lifestyle of a gangster

Imma phangsta! a Filipino gangstahh!!

by AsParagas Dante March 12, 2011

Phase Laser

A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.

WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.

Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!

Look at that phase laser in that shop!

That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.

by Minnesia April 30, 2011

phapsody

A musical masturbation session. To listen to music while masturbating, or to watch a porno with background music.

"Dude I recognized the music in a porno I watched the other day, it was a pretty awkward phapsody."

by Christ Figure January 6, 2012

Phansplosion

A sudden outburst if emotions caused by looking at pictures of Dan and Phil (phan).

I was feeling Phansplosion when I saw that picture of Dan and Phil's wedding in Japan.

by PhanDaddy April 24, 2017

phagocytosis

NOUN: a really offensive person, generally somebody who talks a lot and is very annoying

Dang, Grace was being a real phagocytosis today.

by gracerrific November 21, 2017

Phas-se

A Guy With Down syndrome but he’s actually Batman

He’s such a phas-se.

by batman_74 August 7, 2020

camel phase

A human may exist for many moons without sex, going through life's motions and barely even noticing the lack of fornication in his/her life. Indeed, once a sex-deprived individual overcomes the horniness, desperation and loneliness of celibacy, and lives long enough in absence of sex, he/she enters a new phase of acceptance and ownership of this destiny. As a camel may survive on its own supply of water in his hump, humans, too, may self-sustain in their own self-humping phase: Camel Phase.

I haven't been laid since the Bush era. I'm in camel phase by now.

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012