Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.

'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"

by Lys November 28, 2004

Phantom Deuce

n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.

Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.

by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005

pooper pact

A pact made between a group of friends, usually girls, who promise each other to never have butt sex, or allow anything up their "pooper" unless it is for medical purposes. Guys may also have a variation of this, promising to not stick it in any girls "pooper". It should be made official with a pinkie promise

Guy: Hey you want to have butt sex?
Girl: No! I made the Pooper Pact!

by Adri226 January 27, 2009

Suicide pact

An agreement between people to either commit suicide OR an agreement between people to prevent suicide

Type1) I’m just done I want out

Type1) yeah same let’s just go kill ourselves,suicide pact?

Type2) I’m gonna kill myself

Type2) if u do I will
Type2) I don’t want u to die so I won’t kill myself

Type2) I won’t either

Type2) is this a suicide pact?
Type2) yeah

by Edgygooseboy June 12, 2018

phantom ginger

Someone who dyes their hair and eyebrows red... so they look like a natural redhead

Dawndy is such a phantom ginger her real hair color is blonde.

by amherst annie March 11, 2009

Phantom of the Office

Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".

Phantom of the Office: I would take off my coat, but all that remains is charred flakes of skin.

by Phantom Phan March 7, 2009

Pact

An agreement spouting from a certain action.

There was a pact that you gave me the corn when you handed it to me.

by Ereck Flowers March 15, 2015