Peeling the Puppy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"

by MiniGram October 7, 2025

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The third Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone or whoever sent this to you.

by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022

Cunt peeling

The act of a woman shaving her pubic hair.

Amy was in the shower peeling her cunt in preparation for her tinder date.

Shaza went over to the salon for her cunt peeling appointment

Mick: Hey Amy, let me peel your cunt before we fuck. I don’t want no fuzzies

by Jaymcfay July 4, 2018

Orange Peel 2.0

A friendly amazing friend who loves to have a laugh. You can have a great time with her even if you had a bad day. She'll always listen and is never 2 faced. She is amazing at art and brilliant at PE. If you get friends with her you'll want to be friends forever.

Hi I'm friends with orange peel 2.0
OMG lucky

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty April 17, 2023

peel the spud

To beat off. (Masturbate)

I’ll be on Xbox later boys, gonna go peel the spud.

by Shayescosbyshow May 6, 2020

Banana Peel

something u use to fall to the ground and rejoin all your friends in the forever flames of hell.

"A banana peel" I shall be finally free!"

by jumpingcoconut November 23, 2020

Orange Peel

A girl with long blonde hair (usually bleached) and a heavy spray tan, making her look like an orange peel. Can be a man or woman - usually seen wearing some sort of white pants/shorts as well.

Her spray tan is so thick it's turning her white shorts orange... what an orange peel!

by awkward_asshole May 3, 2015