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pool-anal

The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.
"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."
by YaBoyHunter May 29, 2015
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poolitics

When politics stinks like poo because it has the power to make people think and do shitty things on all sides of the poolitical spectrum.
Poolitician: I promise to make this country the greatest toilet manufacturing nation in the world to meet the endless demands of poolitics.

*The oppoosition repsonds by flinging their poo*
by Chumptownpresident March 4, 2017
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pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.
The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.
by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017
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Poolio

This poolio wont leave me alone
by TintedFate April 2, 2019
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Poolbak

A laid back get together around a pool or body of water. Normally includes food and music.
I heard they were having a poolbak for Memorial Day!
by King Dan III May 30, 2019
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Pool jet masturbating

I'm using the men type))
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)
Chad:dude Emily is so hot I'm so horny
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating
by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
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pOoL bEeL

Literally the best most amazing person of all time and will be forever
NAHHHHHHH pOoL bEeL is just the most amazing wonderful person ever
by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021
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