(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.
by PENIS PATROL July 24, 2008
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by Sameer Sharma January 31, 2012
Get the Patootie mug.When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.
"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."
"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"
"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"
by Vert Jones February 1, 2010
Get the Boner Patrol mug.A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,
high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
by ih8thepatriarchy July 22, 2017
Get the Pussy Patrol mug.A Scottish band who released two brilliant albums under Jeepster records in 1998 ("Songs For Polarbears") and 2001 ("When It's all Over We Still Have to Clear Up") but since then has gone downhill and changed their style to appeal to the mainstream. 2003's "Final Straw" was probably their last decent album. Best songs include "Starfighter Pilot", "Little Hide", "Sticky Teenage Twin", "Raze the City", "Making Enemies", "Last Ever Lone Gunman" and, of course, "An Olive Grove Facing the Sea".
Person A: Hey, what's your favourite Snow Patrol song?
Person B: An Olive Grove Facing the Sea.
Person A: Huh?! I've never heard of that!
Person B: Look it up!
Person B: An Olive Grove Facing the Sea.
Person A: Huh?! I've never heard of that!
Person B: Look it up!
by partycrasher441 June 30, 2010
Get the Snow Patrol mug.From the Greek roots path- (feeling, suffering) & -lysis (destruction, dissolving), a term meaning "the destruction of suffering," used in reference to a medical procedure by which a life is intentionally ended.
It was coined by Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a physician who performed (by his count) around 130 physician-assisted suicides.
It was coined by Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a physician who performed (by his count) around 130 physician-assisted suicides.
Did you hear about that CEO whose company went bankrupt? He called Dr. Kevorkian and asked him to do a patholysis procedure because he was too afraid to off himself!
by Brendan Kevorkian, M.D. May 15, 2011
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