pascalised

When your you’ve been radicalised by Pedro Pascal TikTok and are now totally in love with the actor through no fault of your own forsaking family and everyone you know as well as underperforming at work because you’re sat in a toilet cubicle watching Pedro Pascal edits when you should be in a meeting.

“That bitch is down bad! TikTok pascalised her!”

“That Pascalised ho should get a normal addiction like coffee or cocaine.”

“She had a normal fyp but now look at her! Not even rehab can save this Pascalised heffer!

by Cos Fuckit April 23, 2023

Pascal Sauvage

The villain and main antagonist of Johnny English (2003). He is a French prison magnate who tries to turn England into one massive jail, a plan which is found out by the eponymous English protagonist Johhny English. English fails to stop Sauvage's plans as his goons steal the crown and force HM Queen Elizabeth II (RIP) to abdicate, and it is now found out that Pascal is descended from a medieval English king, however the crown was stolen from him, and is now crowned King of England, however Johnny English manages to stop him, but accidentally gets crowned in the process; the crown is later returned to Her Majesty, as Pascal is sent to South France and diagnosed with mania.

Pascal Sauvage is such a thrilling villain!

by eefwffewwefergaerg August 22, 2023

Pascalito

Fan of the actor Pedro Pascal.

'I can't stop watching Pedro on TikTok - I'm SUCH a Pascalito!'

by pascalitos.com May 10, 2023

pasteclia

An annoying salty homophobic person who pesters people for things until the other person eventually does get sick of it.

Also the person tends to get kicked out of places easily.

Dude, you're legit being a pasteclia right now, please fix yourself.

Disrespectfully, you are being a pasteclia right now.

by skidibiland July 14, 2024

pateco

A proper noun for the cementary guy in Puerto Rico.

When someone almost dies.
El enterrador del cenemterio de San Juan.

Por poco se lo lleva Pateco.
He was so sick, Pateco almost got a hold of him.

by Beba PR October 25, 2023

Paschal Waddler

A monstrous being that keeps the city of Paschal running.

The Paschal Waddler is good, the Paschal Waddler is great.

by MushyGrape October 31, 2023

Paschal Eclipse

When the Paschal Waddler was slain in the Paschal War, it caused the great Paschal Fall, later to be known as the Paschal Eclipse.

“The day the sun left was the day we lost our world” - Paschanian warrior

I remember the Paschal Eclipse like it was 856 years ago.

by MushyGrape October 31, 2023