National Disobey Your Parents Day

This national day is October 26th. Its an entire day made for disobeying your parents.

(Please dont do anything too extreme though.)

ARE YOU HYPED FOR National Disobey Your Parents Day

by PrinzMarbll October 2, 2020

Mom that is not good at parenting

threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.

my mom that is not good at parenting just threating to cut all my hair off in my sleep (true story)

by chick-fa-le January 4, 2021

parents

the lil fucks who come in to your room and somehow always manage to leave the door open. as well as the people who will call your name 50,000 times and when you answer they go silent and then proceed to come a lecture you or something, and then leave your door open. best people ever am i right?

"i love my parents," - no one

by best mother fucker May 27, 2019

Co-Parenting

Sharing the duties of bringing up your child(ren) even though you both hate each other.

The father is most likely a prick who thinks he is daddy of the year because he's changed a nappy but will most likely ring his Mammy so he can go and get pissed with his mates as he has no will power and is simply a waste of space.

All the mother wants to do is pick an argument and find out who and what he has been doing and is a jealous bitter bitch. She gets her hopes up most of the time.. is always crying and having a rant about the father.. probably putting sly digs about him on social media etc...

'How is the co-parenting going mate?'
'When we aren't arguing yeah it's all good, I've got my Mum to watch the kid tonight so lets get pissed!'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

Ethan and His Parents

whore

Ethan and His Parents are whores.

by Ethan and his parents is whore May 17, 2019

Onigiri Parents

Parents who are white on the outside, but Asian all the way through. Named after a type of rice cake from Japan that uses white rice.

Same unbalanced focus on grades/academics at expense of all else, same overbearing and overprotective nature, same perfectionist kids who burn out from anxiety.

Scott: Fuuuuuck, my parents yelled at me all night for getting an 89 on the last exam. I still have a 4.1 GPA, so I don’t see what the problem is. I can’t handle my parents anymore.

Richard: Sounds like a classic case of onigiri parents.

by Shepherd Guy April 18, 2022