Asian Parents

People who are characterized by the following items-

*Expects their children to always receive straight As on their report cards, tests, projects, quizes, and even questions you if you get an A on your homework assignment. And if you don't get an A, than they'll give you that long-hard-cold-stare and beat ya till you're an inch from death.

*Expects you to do the laundry, make dinner, fix a door (actually anything for that matter), and do the things that they're supposed to be doing while they're watching some Asian drama series(no allowance).

*Are easily frustrated and calls their children the following names-
Useless
Trash
Worthless
Stupid
No-Brain
Disgrace

*If you have even two-inch long hair, they will call it long, and a mess, and they will force you to get either a bowl cut, a buzz cut, or something far worse.

*Polos, polos, polos, not just any but the plain-one-colored-pocket-shirt-polos. That's what you're gonna be wearing till you're twenty.

*Expects you to be locked up in your room, studying and reading educational reports and documents during the weekend, winter break, spring break, and summer.

*Expects ya ta be a doctor or a dentist...I wanted to be a paleontologist...

*Are super cheap...so no tips..uses eachother's membership cards just for the discounts provided(funny incident), will not buy new clothes, always goes to the dollar store, and etc.

Well that's for all right now-enjoy

*Asian parents(mom) sees you talking with a girl-
Mom-you have sex with her???
Me-No...we were just discussing some school...
Mom-Oh ok, what was it about?
Me-Our algebra homework....
Mom-AHA YOU CHEATA! *bitchslaps*

*Asian parents(mom) sees you talking with a black girl-
Mom-you want to marry a brack girl???
Me-um, that's racist and n...
Mom-*double bitchslaps*

by cairne May 23, 2011

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.

The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011

Rosé Park

Not a flower, not a pasta and most especially not a wine she is the ACE aka Rosé Park a stunning beautiful woman and incredibly talented person also have a warm personality, She’s very passionate with music. She’s an all rounded musician, a performer, artist,spokesperson, actress, supermodel, cheerleader, multilingual, and a songwriter.

“Miss Rosé Park, the Golden Voice of Korea ”
-@yvesaintiffany

“The way I'll saw her smile , make's my heart soft and flattered”

“Best body in kpop and no one can convince me otherwise”
-@antirosephobia

“ rosé park is such a girlfriend material”

by notme1997 November 14, 2020

Parking Garage

To engage in sexual behavior

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 August 5, 2018

Cordova Park

A middle class neighborhood located smack dab in the middle of Pensacola where pretty much every kid lives. The Neighborhood has the busy Bayou Boulevard running straight through it, separating it into 2 sections. Pretty much everyone lives on the east side. The west side is just old people. You can usually find kids walking around carrying Tom Thumb cups by Dunwoody Park. Just don't go inside the airport woods because that's where all the crackheads meet. Also there's an elementary school named after it.

You: hey dude where do you live?
Aidan: scenic heights.
You: lol retard i live in cordova park like everyone else.

by mtlf September 23, 2018

Watermelon Party

The Greens political party.

Reference to the fact that when you get past the environmentalist green 'skin' of the party, they are nothing but a bunch of socialists.

Person 1: Who are you voting for?
Person 2: The Greens.
Person 1: Seriously? The Watermelon Party? You know they're a bunch of socialists, right?

by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo February 19, 2021

one-man party

When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.

Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."

by Mr Philibuster November 22, 2010