five pastas

The worst rating a meme can ever get

This meme is shit, I give this meme a five pastas

by R1nova February 16, 2018

pasta knot

When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight

I shouldn't have eaten two plates of spaghetti, I have such a pasta knot!

by squiding January 13, 2017

group pasta

The act of eating a large amount of boxed pasta and jarred sauce in a large group in an effort to save both time and money. Great for a family or group outing in the mountains. Strongly disliked by men on their period and lovers of frozen meals.

"Tom does not like group pasta and instead prefers classy frozen dinners for one."

by Chknsquad5 January 17, 2017

pesto pasta

Damn good food. With a weird aftertaste.

OMG. Karly, i love this pesto pasta you made for me to make up for stealing my boyfriend.

by KarlyLovesPasta January 24, 2017

Pasta Lung

The feeling of being unable to breathe after consuming a large quantity of pasta.

Christ Mike, did you just eat that entire bowl of pasta? Uggh... ya, pasta lung

by paulodelryano November 13, 2011

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023