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DJ Pedophile

D-D-D-DJ Pedophile: Watch ya kids
Mother: Where is little Sally
Father: She said she was going to a concert
Mother: Uh Oh
Both: DJ Pedophile!
by Buttsex Barry February 6, 2024
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Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??
by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024
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Pedophile

A child-loving Nazi
Hitler was a pedophile
by Extremely High Boi April 25, 2023
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Pedophile

Pedophiles are sexy human beans with large penis
by Isuckmymumzztoes April 25, 2023
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Pedophile

I'm not a pedophile
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Pedophile

This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.

Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.
by Grabmebythesantahat December 9, 2023
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Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
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