The other night my girlfriend was bitchin about her phone sticking to her face, I had to tell i was sorry for hot otter boxing her.
by dikfingrz October 24, 2020
Get the hot otter boxmug. a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021
Get the ottermug. by Burrisms May 11, 2018
Get the Man ottermug. Otter Magic, is a lighthearted, comic and intentional corruption of the word automatic. Otter Magic is a term used by folks well versed in firearms use and terminology. The phrase its self is used to refer to semiautomatic weapons, and specifically to semiautomatic shotguns.
Guy #1: Dude, check it out! I gust got my new pump shotgun today! I'll finally be able to shoot fast like a Boss.
Guy#2: Your stupid dude. You should have went with a shotgun like mine, it's Otter Magic! I could kill a house with my shotgun if I wanted. And you could have to, if you got an Otter Magic, but you bought a garbage ass pump instead.
Guy#2: Your stupid dude. You should have went with a shotgun like mine, it's Otter Magic! I could kill a house with my shotgun if I wanted. And you could have to, if you got an Otter Magic, but you bought a garbage ass pump instead.
by SuperBaconJam April 20, 2015
Get the Otter Magicmug. The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.
by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014
Get the milking the ottermug. Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*
by Big tits dayle May 18, 2018
Get the ur daughter an ottermug. The cutest animal ever, although there are many other adorable creatures, including the other 12 otter species.
The Sea Otter is one of the many creatures that needs to be protected as they are endangered, along with the animals that are also not extinct yet but are closer to extinction than they are. Also, not only are they absolutely adorable, they are beautiful, precious and fascinating, too.
by PhoenixGamer34 October 1, 2022
Get the Sea Ottermug.