thumbed crusader

A popular, mythical creature from sexual exploit folklore fame who fights for the rights of digital date dwellers.

The thumbed crusader added another notch to his thumbnail after nailing a hot bleached blond (arse).

by Hamroll November 17, 2006

Snook Thumb

Condition caused by the release or repeated release of Snook (Centropomus spp.); causing abrasions to the hand especially the thumb.

Trevor: We sure caught a lot of Snook today in the 10,000 Islands.

Mike: Ya its too bad Jay could not be here, he would have the worst snook thumb.

by Reel Loco April 19, 2009

polar thumb

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long

I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.

by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008

The Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky Thumb is a sex position in which you stick your thumb in your partner's ass and/or vagina while she's cumming. God may disapprove, but Mat will be happy.

*Wife comes home.* Wife:"Can we try something new?" Husband:"Howabout the kentucky thumb?" Wife:"What's that?" Husband:"You'll see."

by GodIsDead123ABC May 20, 2021

thumbs deep

When someone is passed out and/or so asleep that they're, "thumbs deep". A very sweet and successful napping that leads to a thumb in your mouth like a baby, but this only metaphorical.

Dude! He's not going out tonight, because he's thumbs deep!

by JannaMontana May 7, 2016

Lawn Thumb

A person with extensive knowledge and capabilities of fixing, creating and maintaining a residential landscape.

Amy: I want my whole yard to look awesome not just my garden. So I need more than just a green thumb.

Freddy: Well why don't you hire a Lawn Thumb?

by facebook.com/LawnThumbs January 1, 2012

Toilet thumbing

The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.

I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.

by Phast January 8, 2009