Coefficient of Mong

To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.

(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.

by powerwasher69420 February 5, 2023

Mongs who pong

A creative inspirational young group. There is never no drama with these twatbags but it’s fine because everyone wishes to be just like them. They’re intelligent when needed and stupid always.

Man I wish I was a Mong who ponged.

A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.

by A.rascal September 7, 2022

Mong

a person who is annoying and very stupid. you like them sometimes but they do get on your nerves to the point where you have to shout at them!

Example 1
“omg look at this and this and this!”
“shut up you absolute mong!”

Example 2
“i can’t believe he broke up with me. WHAT A MONG!”

by pippppeerrrweesman October 18, 2019

mong

A stupid person.
Also a Chinese syllable

My 5 year old little sister is a mong!

by thecharacterwannie July 30, 2022

Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021

Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

mong

mong is an alternative way of saying take the L

get monged

by tkgtkntlksn. October 29, 2020