Sleep grease

The grease feeling on your face when you wake up

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.

by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014

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Grease Chair

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.

Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.

by Joel E. February 21, 2009

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gangman grease

idk, its a liquid made of everythin one can find, often inedible

aaran, give me a swig of the gangman grease

by gangman grease February 22, 2021

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release the grease

To smother your loved one in Gentleman's Relish.

To decant one's Devils Porridge.

Brace yourself darlin, it's time to release the grease!!

by Burning blue soul March 17, 2017

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grease film

A poorly-produced low budget porno flick; usually done in and around a Canadian trailer park.

“J-Roc’s making his little ‘grease film’ here and he thought it’s appropriate for me to just start slapping that lady on her bum but I’m not comfortable doing that, to tell you the truth.”

“I want nothing to do with your greasy cheesy porn J-Roc.”

by zatchbell622 March 14, 2019

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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

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