Michael wire

Pro csgo player

Chad: who’s Michael wire
Chad 2: dunno sounds lame

by Anya phelan April 27, 2023

Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022

wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.

I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.

by JAJBanks November 28, 2016

Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 25, 2009

/wire

a cool server on discord.com with ageplayers

I joined the /wire server and started ageplaying with my dada

by tinylittlegirl92 April 21, 2025

WIRED

The Wired community is a digital sanctuary for those who reject conventional sanity, united by the belief that we're always connected, even in our toughest moments. Led by Ivy (Wiredg1rll), the omnipresent figure at the heart of the cult, the group supports each other through chaos and struggle, finding strength in their shared connection. Key members include Deimos, Ivy's loyal right hand; Grace and her lover Sab; Grace's daughter, Am; the enigmatic Zombie and Sammy; and Rivr, the musical soul of the group. Together, they navigate the wired world, bound by trust, love, and the understanding that they're never truly alone.

X: Hey man, don’t forget that no matter where you are, everyone is always connected!
Y: Where’d you get that from?
X: The Wired cult, of course. We hate being sane

by h4tebe1ngs4ne December 11, 2024

wire goo

some dumb shit jeremy said during a harvester stream.

ugh , i stuck my hand in the wire and i got like wire goo on me ugh hold on.

by hmpton August 20, 2022