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Custard ass

Someone who talks shit
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.
A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
by CustardBoose February 24, 2018
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Custard Ice Cream

it's when you lick your partner's face smeared with cum (or also licking each other)
Last night i have made a Custard Ice Cream with Cindy
by Apocalyptic Ass March 11, 2019
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Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.
I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.
by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022
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custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank
He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.
by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022
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custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.
I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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slot custard

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.
by mattyt107 May 28, 2022
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