when Sam gets horny late at night on his farm, he sneaks out to the cattle to preform an act known as the custard drop and gets fertilised from the "custard drop" from the prized bull.
by jims mowing.com May 10, 2021
A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.
I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.
by Coins May 13, 2009
I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick
by Chokesondicks December 08, 2024
by mattyt107 May 28, 2022
by Elvis sharkey January 20, 2020
by Nikesem December 14, 2018
When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.
Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."
3-5 guys follow
1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"
3-5 guys follow
1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"
by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022