FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.

SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.

by Fridayso August 16, 2019

farm huntin'

The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.

After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighbor's fence to do some farm huntin'

by Mike Payne March 14, 2008

Sankow Farms

Hill-Billy farm with a whole lotta cows. Red-necks and weirdos.

Wow, that is a Sankow Farms.

by HOTCORN November 17, 2011

truck farm

An agricultural establishment where pickups and big-rigs are grown.

They grow VEGETABLES on a VEGETABLE farm, FRUIT on a FRUIT farm, TREES on a TREE farm, and MILK AND COWS on a DAIRY farm, so what do they grow on a TRUCK FARM? Why, TRUCKS, naturally! (Well, duhhh...) And I'll bet they even have separate pickup-truck seed-packets for Chevys, Dodges, Fords, GMCs, etc., and then individual semi-trailer seeds for Kenworths, Macks, Whites, Freightliners, Peterbilts, etc. Probably the trucks all start out green as they're maturing, and then they eventually"ripen" into different paint-colors when they're ready to harvest. :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2018

spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.

Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months

by kingofcope May 22, 2021

Port Farms

Come on down to Port Farms. We got all your farming needs. We got corn, camels, FUPAs, prostitutes, prostitots, prostisluts, prostiskanks, prostifags, and much much more.

We are going down to Port Farms to pick up the finest Erie hookers.

by FUPA_slayer_69 February 06, 2020

mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

by another guy named steve June 20, 2012