devil muffins

a term used to refer to the small, budding breasts on the chest of a wannabe vampire-goth-punk type.

Check out those devil muffins on Carrie!

by Michael? September 10, 2005

Devil's Decade

Going 24 hours(or more) without the act of pooping; the act of being constipated for longer than a day; When your false excretions seem like an evil decade.

Guy: Hey man that opiate binge has got be going through a Devil's Decade.

Guy#2: Oh that sucks...try some exlax.

by TIMandALEX August 28, 2012

devil's porkchop

Chiefly used in the Bible Belt, a phrase that is referential to a woman's primary reproductive organs in polite company.

Bubba laid dibs on his sister's devil's porkchop before his cousin Noah could.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency September 9, 2018

The Devils Salad

The devils salad is a simple mixture tha will kick your ass and melt you to the couch before you even know it your passed out.

Ingridients:

1. Lucifers lettuce: aka. Marijuanna, pot, weed, mary jane, reefer, or bud.

2. Crazy crutons: aka. Hash, hasheesh, gods dandruff, or bubble.

3. Risky ranch: aka. Hash oil, green ick, hash resin, green bubble.

Directions: First grind lucifers lettuce into desired size for smoking. Then break up crazy crutons to desired size and sprinkle on top of lucifers lettuce. Finally take a paperclip and straighten it out, make sure there is no plastic on the paperclip. Dip paperclip in vile of risky ranch until desired amount of oil is attached to it. Take lighter and heat up the oil lightly above the bowl peice until melted on top. Smoke and reveal you to yourself.

There you go, now how to make the infamous Devils Salad

The ultimate in marijuana smoking enjoy.

Jhon doe: "man I wanna get so baked I can't move for hours, you know not just baked but mega bake, like betty croker baked"

Jane doe: "I don't know what should we do"

Jhon doe: "I know let's go on urban dictionary and look up ideas"

Jane doe: "ok, there's something here called the. The Devils Salad looks like we would get so baked"

Jhon doe: "what do we have to do man?"

Jane doe: "says here we just gotta mix lucifers lettuce, crazy crutons, and risky ranch"

Jhon doe: " let's do it Yeahhhhh!"

30 Minutes Later.

Jhone doe: "whoollyy crrapp theyyss wasss wrighhht I dnnt evwenn knww wherrree I amms I dnnt thhnnk I ccaann even mooovee I luvvv thhhe Deviilllsss ssaaladd!"

Jane doe: " ii knnoww mmannn thhhisss iiisss ttthheee hiiigggghhessst ii eveerrr beeennn thhhannkkssss whhhoooeeevvveeerrr pppuuutttt iiiittt oonnn uuurrrbbaan ddiiicctiiiooonnnaaarrryy1"

by killz-em-all420 March 7, 2012

Devil's Gatorade

Alcohol in any form is the Devil's Gatorade.

"Alcohol is the Devil’s Gatorade. Is it in you?" -- Stephen Colbert to Jason Bateman on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 12/5/2016

Do you want to grab Devil's Gatorade?

by cobblersmith December 7, 2016

Dirty Devil

A freak that loves cos play and would love to get head anytime

She really is a dirty devil

by Mikey brown pants April 13, 2020

devil’s due

the best harry styles fanfic ever created tbh. it’s a story on wattpad about a girl named river who walks into a tattoo shop with her best friends, who soon meet a man named harry styles, who happens to work there. the story is written by petit_cerise (on wattpad!) - also just a quick warning that it’s a mature story! so please read the introduction before reading<3 if you do happen to see this val, just know that i love the story so much<3 thank you for this masterpiece.

person 1: have you read devil’s due on wattpad??
person 2: i haven’t
person 1: well you should! it’s the best harry styles fanfic currently to exist!

by harrystylesenthusiast December 5, 2021