Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

Cart Blocked

Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.

Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.

by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010

roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching

i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Pussy Block

Similar to a "cock block."
This technique is used to stop a bitch from gettin some.

"Yeah, I tried to ask that girl to dance but she was a real bitch and told me to go fuck myself. Later I saw her trying to talk with some guy, when I got the chance I pulled the guy aside and told him that I had had sex with the girl a week ago and since then I haven't been able to piss without feeling like my dick was on fire. The girl kept trying to talk to the guy the rest of the night but he kept ignoring her. You should have seen the look on her face. I pussy blocked that shit like Greg Oden!"

by AD12345 January 24, 2009

bleeding the block

to sell drugs in your neighbor hood.

"nothing changed around here. my bro keeps bleedin the block"

by x August 24, 2004

cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!

When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva

by Roochie February 28, 2007

gutta block

A drug trac in west vallejo;know to task force & knocks as a crack spot; u will find drug dealerz and young nutty niggaz;mainly on sutter street; where the block b hot by da pigs task force

1st person "Ah nigga what u about 2 do when u git out" 2nd person "Back 2 da gutta 2 git my mail nigga bust some knocks wit hubba rocks" 1st "Alrite nigga be easy out there on da gutta block" 2nd "yee"

by Gutta-g April 23, 2006