Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.
Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.
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Ragga-Ton

The Crenglish style of the Reggaeton music which incorporate elements of.Raggaeton and Ragga music .

Regga-Ton lyrical structure resembles that of Reggaeton. Although most Ragga-Ton artists sing their lyrics rather than Rapping to them, many alternate singing and rapping.

Characterised by Electronic keyboard and drum machine; personal computer,
Microphone, Backing track, DAW, Sampler, Loops, Lyrics, Melodies, , Lead Vocals, and Backing Vocals include singing and rapping, typically in Haitian French-Creole or Crenglish.

Other elements include:
Regga-Ton uses Verse-Chorus-Hooks-Bridge Chorus-Hooks and Out Chorus.

Though similar to Raggaeton , most Ragga-Ton artists often focus on love, friendship, Lifestyle, social-economic s, drugs, violence, poverty, , and sex.

Ragga-Ton is played with a bass drum in 4/4 time.and the dance focuses on grinding, with one partner facing the back of the other (usually male behind female).
Another way of describing this dance is "back-to-front", where the woman presses her rear into the pelvis of her partner to create sexual stimulation. It is known as daggering, grinding or juking.

A notable label of this kind of Ragga-Ton is Negre Marron Records which was founded in New York City 2018 by René Guemps.
Yo Harold, have you heared of dat Ragga-Ton version of the Creole Alphabet song yet?
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two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
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Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters
person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!
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A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."
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Tons of guns

A surplus of any items needed for a particular occasion.
Fern: Do I need to bring a Dutch or some beer for tonight?

Me: Nah son, I got tons of guns.
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