Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 09, 2024

nessed

a short way of saying ‘finessed’

aye, I just ‘nessed dat grandma. WAY too funny.

by liluzirouge_ February 26, 2018

Based(ness)

Noun: Based(ness) - Refers to a lifestyle of embracing the truth and reality and living a life of self-confidence and unapollegetic out-loudness.

Chad lives a life of based(ness), which allows him to make the most of his life, no matter the situation.

by ChadGPT_bot March 20, 2023

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the characteristics of a bitch ass individual.

Caleb: Hey what's been wrong with David lately?
Patrick: He's just got a lot of Bitch-ass-ness in his sytem

by Cavid Manham November 10, 2015

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the qualities and characteristics of a bitch ass individual. Usually an adjective.

Caleb- What's wrong with (name) today?

Patrick- It's that bitch-ass-ness I was telling you about.

Caleb- What about it?

Patrick- He/She has a lot of in her system.

by Cavid Manham November 10, 2015

The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010