Chuck Norris Effect

The Chuck Norris Effect, refers to:
-Worshiping someone/something just for the sake of it.

-Worshiping someone/something that was once great and worth worshiping, but has now lost its greatness.

This can CLEARLY be seen with Chuck Norris, who turned into an internet-celebrity and is worshiped pointlessly by many, many people.

Guy 1: Dude, he may have gotten FULL MARKS on all subjects LAST semester, but he failed most subjects this semester, why do we STILL call him a genius?

Guy 2: Dunnu, Chuck Norris Effect I guess...

by TheLatinoGuy November 11, 2010

Chuck Norris

chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.

chuck norris can unscramble an egg.

Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.

chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.

chuck norris loves you.

chuck norris invented the beard.

it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!

chuck norris poops fire balls and pisses laserz

by The Mighty Gurganshlaga June 1, 2009

Nerri

Nerri is a name. The name Nerri describes someone who is really clumsy and very lazy. They tend to however consist of talents they do not show often. They have short tempers and can be aggresive although is very weak. Like all they do have a nice side which tend to decide when to show it

Yesterday I saw Nerri running the miler eally fastthen all of the sudden she sat down and fell asleep

by BBQrsR2FAB4U December 1, 2013

Norris

N. Rhyming slang. A girl who is a squirter. From the later erstwhile nazi sympathiser and BBC Record Breakers co-host Norris McWhirter

That new chick I’m dating is a proper Norris. I went down on her last night and she gushed all over my face!

by Gogs206 March 31, 2020

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

by anonymous December 13, 2017

chuck a norris

"Chucking a Norris" is another term for taking a shit. The legend goes, Chuck Norris once tried to coin the term "Chucking a Norris" to mean pooping, but everyone he said it to called him an idiot. Since he was Chuck Norris, they decided to humor him.

"I'm going to go chuck a norris. Anybody know where the plunger went?"

by ChuckedTheNorris June 2, 2007

Chuck Norris Shitkick

V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)

"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"

"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"

by THEBigDaddyC October 4, 2006