necronomicon

A tribute to our Irish forefahers, the Necronomicon is a mysterious device that utilizes extreme pressure, to make your night up to 1 million % better, in .5 seconds.

The party EXPLODED when the Necronomicon arrived, and the cops were soon too drunk to arrest everyone.

by dang skippanowski January 13, 2006

Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.

No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...

by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013

Fag newton

A fig newton filled with liquified gay men

Bill: "hey man are you for gay rights"
Tommy: "well I mean I eat fag newtons so no"

by Phoenixel October 20, 2016

necronomicon

satan's bible. contains astrology secrets, info on the fallen angel armies on earth today,etc.

i have a copy of the necronomicon in my bedroom closet......

by mack April 6, 2004

fart fig neuton

n. the great relief you feel after eating an imported German fruit filled cookie.
From the german - fahren - drive hard; drive fast

"Man, I was all clogged up - but after those German cookies I really have fart fig neuton."

by Geechy January 28, 2009

necronomicon

The third book of the encyclopaedia satanica e.g.The book of the worm.

by Gman May 4, 2003

newtonator

A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.

'Omg, did you see that girl- she was a total newtonator!'

by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009