naples

also a city in florida

known to contain the coolest people ever

also more millionaires per mile than anywhere else

only certain people can live in naples..

by anonymous December 29, 2004

napster

File Transfer server which was brought down by its own popularity and Metallica, but who cares? Metallica rock, and Napster sucked compared to Kazaa Lite.

Kid: "Napster has been shut down."
Hetfield: "Thank fuck for that!"
Kid: "You bastard! I'll never listen to Metallica again!"
Hetfield: "Yeah, that's what they all said..."

by Gaz September 16, 2003

Nape

Nape -
The act of smelling a girl in a sexual manner without her knowledge or consent.

Usually used to judge wether the girl will be of any value in the bedroom.
Usually best done in a public place. Subtly.
Not yet a criminal offence.

Guy 1: I just naped the shit out of her!
Guy 2: And? Would you?
Guy 1: She smelt fantastic. Yes. Yes I would.

by Burnsaay January 16, 2011

Naps Men

People think they’re all that but most of them are racist/homophobic/sexist. There are the few exceptions of the smart feminist ones that deserve the world but, those are rare.

“Dude i think i just got hatecrimed”
“what. by who?”
“some Naps Men”
“yeah that adds up”

by mental_turmoil July 31, 2021

Cool Definitions for Names

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.

OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!

by YesimaCookie December 17, 2016

Napskie

A short, yet restful, nap. Usually for lengths one hour and shorter.

After a quick napskie I'll be ready to go for the afternoon.

by Doctor Clayton December 14, 2009

Napstabate

the art of jerking off in your sleep without being aware of it.

I couldn't sleep last night. You napstabate in your sleep and it kept me up.

by Gaksby April 21, 2013