MySpace

A website orginally created for bands to put up ads free. But is now american teen's favorite online hangout.Where people have a unrealstic amount of friends. Everyone has a Myspace or is told constantly to get one. Also people spend unhealth amount of time on the site checking their mail every second, uploading pictures, or perfecting their profile. Everyone post 98576x bulletins ordering everyone else to comment their new picture that looks like the other 10 but has one thing changed. And where people try to find their soulmate and find up finding a 40 year old perv.

Almost everyone in my school has a MySpace.
If you don't you are socially outcasted.

by Poetic Soul March 02, 2006

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Myspace

A website that is viewed as a place where stupid 14 year old whores and idiots with no life go and attempt to add as many friends and gain as many picture comments as possible. Unfortunatly, this is fairly true. BUT, this does not mean that every person is like that. There are some people (unfortunatly in the minority) that actually use myspace with some signs of a working brain. These are the people that generally have smaller friend counts (dunno what would be a good example number, I guess I'll use mine, which would be 43, although some of them are dead files that got phished or something) are actually honest about what they put in what they like, such as music and whatnot, and don't have a whole bunch of crap on their profile. These people have some sense, and don't waste time finding friends and demanding pic comments every minute. Basically, people with actual lives outside the computer.

Just on a little side not, I had myspace open in another tab, and refreshing it to wait for a message. Not from some dumb whore on the other side of the United States, but from one of my friends that I see and hang out with frequently, because we are talking about something somewhat logical. Basically something that isn't "OMG!!!1!! COMMENT MAH PICS YO!! I COMMENT BACK PC4PC!!"

So basically, its a place filled with attention whores, but there are also people who actually use it as a means of sending things to your friends (actual people that you know!!) that you didn't have time to do when hanging with them in person, or a way to talk to someone that moved away for example. Not everyone is a stupid whore, there are people with some sense in the world. AMAZING ISN'T IT?!?

Me: Hey dude, you get that link I sent you on myspace?
Friend: Yeah, thanks man. Now I can find out the info for the concert.
myspace whore: OMG!! I herd the word "myspace"!! You guys have one?! YOU SHOULD ADD ME!!
Me: Umm....do we even know you?
myspace whore: Nope, but you can get to know me on myspace!! Besides, I need more friends anyway, 1000+ friends isn't high enough.
Me: Riiigghht.....we'll work on that...
*later*
Me: Alright, lets see if I got anything on myspace. *logs on* Ok, new message, hey a friend request. Let's see......aaaannd its that one chick...*DENIED* Ok, I'll just check that message, then log off and work on my stick animation.

by D. B. O. September 05, 2008

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