Tim Morton

someone who is nothing to you. worse than any chad or kyle. someone who is just A Guy to you.

you’re not fam… you’re not even bro. you’re just a Tim Morton.

by Demigod of Whiskey September 2, 2023

hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

India morton

A process in which a woman must play fortnite with her beef curtains

Yeah cara pulled a India Morton last night and won

by Kingstoncockermorton March 25, 2024

Yvonne Morton

The best lady ever, trust!

Yvonne Morton is the best

by Themostsmartpersonever April 6, 2024

busted mutton chops

something REAL ugly or bad

"boy yo fade look like that busted mutton chops"

by Bluesonic420 April 7, 2026

Mike Morton

Mike Morton, the Acrobat, was an orphan adopted by ringmaster Bernard Morton into the traveling circus "Hullabaloo," rising as its star performer with family-like bonds to adoptive brother Murro and performers like Joker and Violetta. A lost acid bottle linked him to Joker's disfigurement (later cleared), and he aided Murro's escape via faked fire death.** Absent during the Moon River Park massacre that slaughtered most (by an unknown killer tied to Joker/Smiley Face), Mike identified/buried 16 bodies, hired investigator Arthur Russell, and pursued leads on survivors like Natalie (Margaretha).** At Oletus Manor ("Closing Night"), reunions exposed betrayals; Violetta died, Margaretha and Joker suicided, and Mike ignited his bombs to explosively end "Hullabaloo" forever, dying among the ruins.** His lingering malice forms the Hunter "Hullabaloo."

Mike Morton, known as the Acrobat, is a male Contain-type Survivor (Difficulty 2.5) in the asymmetric horror game Identity V.
A former acrobat from the Hullabaloo circus who survived a deadly disaster. he uses bombs (sticky to slow Hunters, nitro to hinder interactions, fire to disable abilities) and his "Risky Acrobatics" leap for kiting, rescues, and evasion, earning more via decoding or pursuits. He also has a Hunter form called "Hullabaloo."

“Mike Morton! You stupid shiny doll…”
“Mike.. We all hated that place… —except for you.”

by brightest star :3 January 7, 2026

Harris Academy Merton

a school based in the mitcham (CR4) postcode thats known for putting down kids with a head teacher who doesn’t do her job…not to mention the main gang called “pollards hill” they groom kids.

girl:why does that person look depressed
boy:i don’t know they probably go harris academy merton

by Kevin Kalenda May 15, 2021