Moist Mullets

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.

OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!

by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021

mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".

The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...

by ekolis August 1, 2014

mullet outfit

Term often used by welders, pipe fitters, millwrights, boilermakers and other construction hands to describe a contractor that is sub par and barely provides the necessary equipment to get the job done. Usually a lower paying contractor as well.

Welder 1: hey man who’d you say you were working for down in corpus before you come here?

Welder 2: some “mullet outfit”, I can’t even remember the name. Hell I drug up when the rod room lady said that I had to provide my own tungsten.

by Jodystipsandtricks October 20, 2019

Mullet bottom

Buisnes in the front(vag or dik) party in the back(booty) but all hairy and scary

My brother has a total mullet bottom

by Jack Offspring March 5, 2015

mullet trip

Adding pleasure/vacation time to the end of a business trip.

Inspired by the popular tag for the "mullet" hair style, which has short hair on the front and long on the back: "Business on the front, party in the back"

"I have to go to Malaysia, but I am turning it into a mullet trip with an extra week in Thailand. Business on the front end, party on the back, man!"

by Daniel McDoom August 26, 2008

moscow mullet

When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy

Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.

by bits of tits October 6, 2016

Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"

I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.

by funnymom25 December 8, 2020