March 3

The sexiest person in your town was born on this day so be careful they’ll take your mans

Take care of your boyfriend, that girl was born on March 3rd.

by HUMMAMAMMA November 3, 2019

james patrick march

A sexy serial killer. Well known for his intriguing, a rousing voice. Also well known for his 1950s fashion sense which makes him even more fit and attractive. Got a jawline for days!!! Amazing arse perky and firm. I would fuckkk him. Such a daddy.

Me: he’s such a james patrick march

My friend: ikr

by Katiejs111m August 8, 2018

march 9

the day ˢᵘᵍᵃ was born. only topped by lil meow meow, min yoongi and agust d. pronounced shoo gua, because he was the shooting guard for his basketball team.

On March 9 we celebrate the birth of ˢᵘᵍᵃ. I heard he rerecorded his verse because he didn't whisper ˢᵘᵍᵃ before it.

by ayyyyyyyyyymoew October 17, 2019

Marching Band PTSD

Marching Band PTSD is when you have gained PTSD from Marching Band. It’s could be from messing up or dropping during a performance, or it can be a little thing like showing up late for practice. There is always a consequence for everything.

Me: I had a nightmare. I think it’s from my Marching Band PTSD.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.

by TacoBellShit October 20, 2019

March 4th

Only the people born on this date are sexy

The holiday is called sexy people day and is celebrated all around

Omg today is March 4th it’s sexy day

by Soimsexysonjdjwbd January 19, 2020

March 9

March 9 is the day you (a female) must the kiss the boy closest to you on the cheek

*in a crowd*
guy: hey, guess what day it is?
girl: march nin- oh no
guy: yes, its march 9

by GiveMeYourNuts March 8, 2020

March 20th

The day boys became men, girls became women, and both Animal Crossing New Horizons and Doom Eternal released.

March 20th is the only reason I'm still alive in 2020

by Write under a pseudonym April 13, 2020