Mong

A mong is someone mentally or physically challenged

Jake is a mong

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Mong

Brad Toms

Brad Toms Equals Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

mong

a person who uses the p90 and goes banana

"fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"

by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021

Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024

Monge

It's my last name

That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!

by S. W. Allows February 11, 2022

mong-deane

someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.

chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane

by jenny fartsalot July 6, 2011

Mong pheromone

A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell

"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!"

Or

"How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"

by The1811 January 11, 2024