push mongo

The act of pushing on a skateboard with the wrong foot. If you skate goofy (with your right foot forward,) then you would push mongo if you pushed w/ your right foot. Depending on where you go, mongo pushing is either accepted, or hated. Many beginner level skaters push mongo, so some people see it as the mark of a poseur or a noob.

1. "Cops push mongo"

by Skatelennon July 3, 2008

mona bypass

Uppaaaaaaaa

Upaaaaa mona bypasssssss

by Belfastbabe April 16, 2017

mongo

A crisp, large, slightly hardened fecal birth. It has been aged in the large intestine where it is pushed into the rectum for launch preparation. Launch requires an arduous and rapid expansion that may cause rectal bleeding. After exiting the anal orifice , it produces a distinctive “ sploosh” that producers describe as “pure sex”. Only the finest of plumbing can withstand this colossal load. Additional recovery on the part of the producer or the plumbing may be required. Plungers be ware.

OOOO I can feel a mongo comin on.

by fartsnifffer69420 June 29, 2019

monta vista

A fucked up county prison with no niggers and too many asians. Where inhabitants can be identified by SAT scores (usually between 1500-1600). Inhabitants generally suffer from extreme lack of common sense and practical knowledge.

If an MV senior gets in a fight with a non cupertino 8th grader, who wins?
The 8th grader, MV dosn't offer AP How To Live In The Real World classes, what did u expect?

by FireWolf238 February 11, 2005

mong-head

Same as monghead but with a hyphen.

He got all his questions wrong in the quiz; what a mong-head.

by F A B Scott May 4, 2006

monta

Dominican slang for lay it out! What's the deal

Dominican Guy#1: What's up Jose?
Dominican Guy#2: What's up Pedro? Monta! what's cooking?

by Yunyi March 16, 2008

monta vista

1. A land of over-proud and cocky indians, who think they the coolest peoplz in the world.

2.Ugliest indian and asian people you can find in da whole world.

3. Dark-skined indians who think they are black.

Viraaj has such a monta vista attitude; he loves getting it from da behind.

The Hindu Awarness Club had to have originated in Monta Vista.

by Akshay Paddie April 14, 2006