MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions July 1, 2010

Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya

In which Somebody is Known to be gorgeous, so good looking, you just want to give every pleasuring Feeling to her/him.

Spencer, and Leon was walking around the mall, when they saw a young 19 year old Fit Tan girl sitting at a table with to pasty white girls.

Spencer: Damn, that girl is Fire-ING Ide like to stick my sausage in her pizza.

Leon: Dude, I'm Leon S. Kennedy. I work for the president, I can handle that shiz real well.

Spencer: I bet you your job, that I can get that piece tonight, and I don't mean piece, I mean the whole thing.

Leon: I don't think neither of us can get that, Shes to Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya

by ItzMichelleBetch July 6, 2010

Mochacolow

Term referring to anyone acting like a penis, or has the appearance of a penis or penis like object. A penard.

Look at Davey, he is acting like a darn mochacolow.

by Mochacholow September 26, 2010

moncavage

freaky weather obsessed bitch who takes away phones because she is afraid that her students will become popular and ignore her talks about weather!

damn she is such a moncavage!

by obsess over me, i dare you November 17, 2010

Moncho-ponch

The area of the stomach where an irregular amount of fat is stored. The area is not only carrying too much fat, but the fat is so abnormally differnet shaped that it flows over the pants/shorts etc. to form a sort of front muffin top.

David: Oh man look at the guys stomach! It's flowing out of the bottom of his shirt
Ben:Dude thats gross
David: No, thats a moncho-ponch!

by torpedolover December 29, 2010

Mocha Time

30 minutes added on to the current time

Man: be ready at 9:15

Other man: so with Mocha Time that's like 9:45 right

Man: yes

by bing2112 February 25, 2011

Mochasun

A fiery pulsing mocha whipped with cream (lol) That ejaculates
(Only on tuesdays) to hat of win's and confused flamingos.

Mochasuns sometimes (but rarely) explodes with ball hair and diminishes with the grunt birthday party sound.

Want to come get a Mochasun with me?" "Nah, Im going to the mall with my other friends.

by Confused Flamingo October 27, 2011