Mommy Ahizer 

A DTA boi

Who stole the purified cheese? Must have been Mommy Ahizer

Mommy Ahizer by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan February 9, 2022

Mommy Moment 

When a teenage girl starts to try and manage groups of people (classes, group projects, etc.) in a motherly manner

Oliver: Oh my gosh I just don’t know what to do with this school project
Bella: Okay, let’s take this one step at a time, also I brought apple juice!
Oliver: Wow, bella is definitely having a Mommy Moment

Mommy Moment by Bracemasterplus April 11, 2022

Mommy pic 

Referring to a photo that was taken at a bad angle or low lighting that you wouldn’t voluntarily post. A photo that was taken by your mother and posted on Facebook. An embarrassing photo

I saw your mommy pic on Facebook! You look so innocent and happy.

Mommy pic by Babyprincessdom January 22, 2023

Mommy's lil angel 

Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".

boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"

boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.

Mommy's lil angel by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

Mommy Van 

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s

When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.

Mommy Van by Libertine September 23, 2009

Mommy arms 

A word to describe a muscular upper arm of a female/Male that takes the role of a Mother and continuously does multiple tasks that usually involve lifting while holding child at the same time.

She's got Mommy arms.
Her arms are big, must always use her arms

Mommy arms by Smartchic-80 November 9, 2018

Mommy Finding The Poop Sock 

when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.

mommy finding the poop sock

Mommy Finding The Poop Sock by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019