Moleincest

The act of putting your penis into your own ass (or vagina in the rare case your are born with both) and pounding away against your own will.

Man: (sobbing) I got moleincested last night.

Friend: What does that mean? What happened?

Man: Well, last night I was really drunk and passed out. Woke up to me drilling my own asshole.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 7, 2017

C-mole

A dark brown, usually fuzzy mole upon a cunt.

I would've had sex with her but, she had a c-mole.

by JoshP69 September 19, 2007

Stress molecules

Figment molecules that are created by stress within your body, and usually reside within the stomach, neck, or head. They can be reduced through exercise, gorging on comfort food, drinking, sex,or dancing 'it' out.

1. I have acquired a lot stress molecules lately. Therefore, I am gorging myself on ice cream and beer.

2. He has filled my last stress molecule today!

3. Phil: Hey Jane what's wrong?

Jane: I've got a lot of stress molecules building up because of work :(

Phil: Do you want to dance 'it' out?

Jane: Hellz yeah! :)

by EmbiidGirl April 8, 2011

molecular dynamics

(AKA: MD) A waste of CPU cycles.

Oh man, Vijay totally has all these CPU cycles, but he is doing molecular dynamics.

by DrBaker December 8, 2007

Mole's Curse

A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.

Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."

by L^3 Society July 14, 2009

mole

A person who is half human half mole due to their love of staying in dark rooms and sleeping for ridiculously extended periods of time

stuart is such a mole, I can't even tell he's human anymore

by bananavsmole September 1, 2010

Mole Hole

When you jump naked into a big pile of snow with a boner, and you make a hole.

Jeff: My little brother made a snow fort yesterday.
Frank: Did you mole hole it?
Jeff: Hellll yeaaaa

by pooperdoodles December 26, 2011