Dirty Monty

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath

I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty

by elsbeth May 1, 2022

monty python and the holy grail

good movie...bad memories

monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...

by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006

Moisty

Havning the look, feel or smell of something that retains some amount of moisture and emits a foul or unpleasant odor because of it.

I found some socks under the back seat of your car that are pretty moisty. If they stay there though the winter their probably going to get moistyer.

by Muki Tipster October 10, 2010

moisty

the standard mating partner to an average suburban bogan often shops at supre and will wear more makeup then is nessesery. moisty vocabulary include "wat cunt", "dardy cuzz" and "ill fuck you for drugs". you can spot a moisty by the general sense of uneasiness, filth and the infamous "belt under tits" or b.u.t for short. the dirtier relative of the "skank" the moisty will often have to deal with 'common life experiences' such as birthing a dead love child into the toilet and will generally have contracted a particularily nasty, mutated form of herpes. a moisty is someone you definately want to have nothing to do with or risk losing all your money, drugs, friends and dignity.

" ohh dude check that moisty over there"
"yeah i can smel the super herpes coming off the moisture running down her legs"

"your mummas so moist she has to wear a scuba suit to stop her from drowning"

by the styles April 27, 2010

Monty

A mild tempered, Pharaoh fearing jovial young man. Monty's are usually described as non-TP using button mashers, who enjoy the company of friends that wish to engage in physical relations with their siblings and or mothers.

Monty's mostly live in sand dunes, and can't tell time without sundials.

Often called Mo, Mizzle, or Tizzle. However the name spawns from the root word "Mon." As used in Jamaican descent......"Yo Mon, you got a hairy ass!"

Friend:"Hey Monty what time is it?"
Monty:"I dunno man, look at the damn Papyrus!"

Guy 1: "Wow! Check that girl out, I'd like to get some of that"
Guy2: "Yea wouldn't everyone, her brother's a real Monty."

by MakotoKilla February 26, 2010

monty

(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.

"Who've you got next period?"

"Monty." (rub legs in a piss take)

by whitmore October 22, 2006

moisty

Any woman

That chick wouldnt shut up, man what a moisty

You see that moisty over there?

Hey moisty, get over here.

by deep dazzler April 28, 2009