Machete

After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.

Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!

by Fat Cobra & Stunt Man Mike May 18, 2007

Micheal Schumaucher

1. The greatest driver to ever grace the Earth with his presents.
2.God

You will meet Micheal Schumaucher where there is no more darkness.

by G Luca the Leader of Men March 6, 2005

Machete Punk

An indivisual associatied with the punk rock scene who is of
hispanic or latino descent.

Jorge Herrera is a widely known Machete punk
but would probably never address himself as one.

by Ruben B A July 26, 2007

Machemo

An adjective describing manly-men who, despite their macho qualities, have a distinct feminine side, generally exhibited through heart felt emotional expression (artistic or otherwise).

Hey, did you see that James Franco movie that just came out?

UGH, that guy is so hot and tough, and yet so in touch with his emotions. TOTALLY machemo.

Yeah, totally.

by RuthOJ2 January 24, 2011

Macheda

To Macheda is to fuck up any plans another team has of winning the league

do you see that macheda?

yeah he fucking screwed them right up!

by ryananananananan August 21, 2011

MeChen

A Chinese saying that means you are mad at your relatives and think they should live and die in a cave with purple trolls

Samantha was in MeChen with her family.

by PapayaFluffyPants July 25, 2016

McHenry County College

A school in Crystal Lake IL also known as MCC. Nobody is happy to go here at all because they realize how shitty of a school this really is. Most people especially freshmans treat MCC as if it was high school all over again for another two years. Cliques and social groups (Ex: Jocks, Nerds, Preps, Out Casts) they all exist here at this school. Just walk into the cafeteria and look at the groups of people sitting together at the 70+ tables inside the cafe. God forbid you have a different opinion on a subject than a teacher. For example if you believe that the concept of global warming is false most teachers will mark points off your exam, homework etc, just because you don't share the common viewpoint of theirs because they believe their opinion is better. If you have a different opinion wait until the last day of class to say something about it, and you'll thank me later for it. The school's drinking water always smells funny due to the school only filtering their well water once every 6 months. The schools sports are track, soccer, basketball, volleyball and baseball. You will notice who plays baseball because they all wear their douchey purple and gold(school colors) hats that say MCC in silver lettering. Nobody really ever goes to any MCC games because nobody cares, mostly everyone goes down to the school they want to transfer to and support their athletics programs such as going to NIU football games on saturdays. If you miss high school then this is the college for you.

Grant: Hey I just signed up for classes at McHenry County College.
David: I went there a year and it felt too much like high school for me so I transferred out.

by TruthRevealer08 October 1, 2018