milf

Mom I like (to) fuck

Usually a mom that is hot.

Jake's milf is so hot.

by Harry _potter November 5, 2017

MILF

monkey in a little flannel

bob: "Dude i just saw a MILF"
bobert: "Yea rob's mom is pretty hot"
bob: "no you cock a monkey in a little flannel

by hateta October 21, 2010

MILF

Acronym for "Man I Love Fishing"

Wow she's a nice MILF

by Handlrvbsdfvmilf May 4, 2016

milf

Mother I'd Like To Fuck

Damn Kassandra is milf. I'd make her the mother of my child any day.

by secretonelol November 24, 2014

MILF

‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.

by pwvl January 21, 2011

Milfing

When attractive "stay at home" mums meet up with their other mummy friends to drink coffee and socialise whilst maintaining that staying at home and looking after the kids is "hard work"

What are you doing today Lara?

I'm meeting Clare at Starbucks for a bit of milfing

by fpg March 28, 2013

milf

The act of me vigorously banging jacobs mum after saying i wanted to

Yeah i tapped rachel shes a total milf oi and i tapped that ass!!!! :))))

by RachelReid September 21, 2016