Mikey

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"
by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019
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Yo, I seen Mikey at your girls crib last night. he a goof ass nigga.
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Mikey is the definition of cute. His smile is infectious and would never fail to make you smile back.

He is cute, handsome and cool, cooler than you’ll ever be yourself.

Mikey is always kind and caring, he is always there for you when you need him.
Be more like Mikey
Person: hey what’s the name of that person who’s super cute

Me: oh that’s definitely a mikey
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Person 1: How's your new job?
Person 2: It's pretty great. I make so many mikeys that I might start tipping my doctor.
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A lil bitch who never (always) gives me love n he always fuckin complaining if he don’t get pussy within a few days. But he knows I love steak tortas n he always tryna get me to smoke even tho I don’t fuckin smoke. He likes breakfast food n getting his back scratched but he still a lil bitch.. Always making jokes too especially about sucking toes n eating ass. & he says he’s kidding but he jokes sm about it I’m starting to think he’s for real but I’ll let him anyway bc that’s my baby💖 N he spoils me with love, hugs, and kisses 25/8 that’s why he’s the best. Total package & I just wanna be so good to him bc I know we both have trust issues and crazy ass ex’s, he deserves better💜 and he my lil kickin ass Reggie Kray so I know imma always be good with him around even tho he my lil baby in private💓 He’s a sweetheart n always makes me laugh with his lil corny goofy jokes so I pretend like I’m mad even though I know he’s kidding just so he can hold on to me and pull me closer🥰
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Mikey is a fat bastatd.
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Mikey is a fat usless bastats.
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