Greater than Dababy, Eminem, and anyone else who has ever rapped in the history of the world. He is the goat and will steal any girl you have.
by John_crabo April 4, 2021

Seems sound but be careful where he tries to shove his nub of a finger 🤔 the stumpy fingered bastard has his finger in all sorts of pies 🥧 well everywhere except his bird thats my job 👉🤟
by Pugz lee November 22, 2021

by Mikey way is the best July 31, 2022

by Shitygami November 21, 2021

Originated from a collab I did with my friend on aggie.io.
I was pissed because my microwave always blows up shit, alas mikey-wave was born and is now the center of some of my conversations.
I was pissed because my microwave always blows up shit, alas mikey-wave was born and is now the center of some of my conversations.
''MOSS YOU GOTTA FUCKIN SEE THIS! MY MIKEY-WAVE BURNT THE FUCKIN CHEESE DIP AND NOW THE CORNERS ARE BLACKCKCKC WAAAAA''
by CyrusPapyrus January 16, 2022

mikey is such a sweetheart hes the love of my life he has the prettiest features if yk a mikey you might be the luckiest person ever, mikey is so sweet kind and caring and just the most perfect boy on this planet i cant imagine what a day would look like without mikey and i always look at him and wonder how can someone be so perfect he knows i love him but i dont think he feels the same anymore but its okay because its mikey
A: i love mikey
B: whos mikey?
A: mikey is the sweetest man i know and i wish i could turn things back the way they were
B: whos mikey?
A: mikey is the sweetest man i know and i wish i could turn things back the way they were
by imstillnotovermyex November 23, 2023

An entitled idiot who acts in an antisocial manner and then complains on social media when he is called out on it.
"Some bloke on the train just told us to put our headphones in on a busy Avanti Train because he’s listening to an audio book and said we haven’t no manners and need to grow up."
"Then maybe you should stop being such a Mikey and put your bloody headphones in, you antisocial wanker!"
"Then maybe you should stop being such a Mikey and put your bloody headphones in, you antisocial wanker!"
by SnoozySuzy June 3, 2025
